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Soft serve creams for our soft boy king. And THAT's the scoop of the century.

Are there more efficient ways to make coffee? Probably. Do they sufficiently evoke the awe-inspiring visual language of Fritz Lang's Metropolis? No.

Drying dishes is a humbling activity. Let's try to keep it as chic as possible, yeah?

It's so outrageously expensive. But, on the other hand, it's also outrageously big.

Look at its cute little peepers. We almost don't want to use it, but alas that's our torch to carry.













